Shannon, you’re hurting me.
The third one…
Why?
The last one, the eye contact jfc
- Mom…. Dad… I am canadian
- God said Adam and Eve, not Adam and Moose.
OH GOD IT GOT WORSE
You spelled better wrong.
(Source: thewhatever)
DO OR DIE [SCREAMS VIOLENTLY] YOU’LL NEVER MAKE ME [FLIPS TABLE] BECAUSE THE WORLD [PUNCHES WALL] WILL NEVER TAKE MY HEART [COLLAPSES TO THE FLOOR SOBBING]